leg dump

Dude I gotta take a leg dump STAT, I'm sitting on a tree stump.
by Marty Mcfly10 June 05, 2016
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Procrastination dump

The act of stalling by sitting on the toilet for an upwards of two hours.
I didn't want to do my homework so I grabbed my iPad and took a procrastination dump
by Jsummers33 December 14, 2016
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After Dump

Noun - When you take a dump and flush the toilet, and there are still pieces of feces left in the bowl. Happens frequently when diarrhea is involved since there are many pieces.
Jerry - Hey wtf. Who left this after dump in the toilet? It's called double flushing.

Carl - Sorry that was me, My girlfriend made enchiladas last night and my stomach didn't like it.
by Damdman September 07, 2013
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Drug dump

After taking some class A drugs. Usually during the come up..then needing a shit.
(Andrew)Babs I'm coming up hard on those e's!

Think I need a drug dump?

(Claire) Sweet see you in abit lol
by Roood boy March 05, 2020
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Dutch Dump

A reference to the Dutch peoples of the Netherlands who wore wooden shoes known as clogs. A bowel movement that clogs a toilet is a Dutch Dump.
At a party Guy 1 walks out of the bathroom and Guy 2 walks in. Guy 2 lifts the lid and is welcomed by a half smoked cuban. Guy 2 immediately walks out in disgust and confronts Guy 1.

Guy 2: "Bro, what's up with leaving that tacolog? Flush the toilet next time you gross bastard."

Guy 1: Responds with a sense of accomplishment and satisfaction, "Dude, I took a dutch dump and its not going anywhere soon."
by greatgazoo March 12, 2013
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dumping station

more commonly reffered to as the toilets
"Hi, I'm just off to the dumping station"
by freddieb14 September 28, 2007
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Blunt Dump

The act of quickly ditching your blunt (marijuana cigarette) when you believe that continuing to hold it may result in a far more negative consequence compared to loosing the blunt itself.
Chuckford: "Is that a police checkpoint up ahead?"

Rastafarian Billy: "Shit! Time to blunt dump! Where is the Fabreeze?"
by Defin-ite July 15, 2022
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