National Fuck Your Wife Day

May 9th is National Fuck Your Wife Day.

Go on and fuck your wife

Yo dude its National Fuck Your Wife Day!

by Jason.. May 9, 2022

National Hug Day

On april 17 you must hug anyone you see to celebrate the national day!

“Hey hug me it’s! To celebrate National Hug Day!”

by mmalyssa April 12, 2019

National plow your neko day

it's national plow your neko day! might aswell show your pet neko boy/girl a good time!

the holiday national plow your neko day meant to show your neko love and plow them! Any good owner knows the holiday. Lasts august 16- august 20th.

by Lulu topper August 16, 2021

National Phone sex day

National phone sex day just have phone sex with your partner or someone you are getting it on with tbh I’m just horny

Tristen:yoooo I just had phone sex w this baddie it was the best thing ever I only did it tho cuz it’s National phone sex day

by Italianbaddie August 7, 2025

National Ignoring Teachers Day

January 30th is the day where you ignore your teachers!

Why weren’t you listening to Mr. Daniels?

It’s ‘National Ignoring Teachers Day’.

Ohh!

by fetusbabyeatpie January 29, 2023

National Booty pic Day

celebrated on the 5th of September it is a day where the person that tells you its national booty day gets 1 booty pic

Boy: “hey trish its national booty pic day”

girl: “oh alright fine”

by big batty bunda September 5, 2022

National titty day

July 31 is national send your boyfriend a titty pic day.

"Hey babe guess what today is, National titty day"

by Stinkyballsak July 31, 2022