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rational blue balls

The extreme mental and sometimes emotional frustration that comes from trying to reason with someone who is not using rationality to drive their decisions (e.g. religious fanatics, conspiracy theorists, etc.)
John: Hey have you heard about this documentary called "Plandemic" - it's about how THEY created the coronavirus in order to enslave us with a vaccine that everyone "has to take".

Peter: What the fuck are you talking about John? I watched it and it's clearly horseshit. No one in that video is credible and almost all of them have been debunked as crackpots elsewhere...why are you telling me about this shit?

John: Dude, you don't understand, THEY have a plan and we are going to lose our freedom, bro. Why can't you see? Don't be a sheep, man!

Peter: Thanks John, now you've given me rational blue balls. I need to go talk with a reasonable person and maybe I'll feel better.
by weyus May 7, 2020
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blue haired taehyung

honestly the superior hair color tae's ever had :)
girl 1; damn have you seen blue haired taehyung???
girl 2; yeah i used to think his red hair was the best but damn this hair wrecked me
by mendö January 24, 2020
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blue rocket donkey

a sexual position in which a donkey is used, usually consisting of two people male and female in which the couple has sexual intercourse while riding a donkey
ORIGIN- the color of the mans testicles may turn blue when the donkey runs and to the man it will feel like a rocket lifting off
The other day my girlfriend and i tried the blue rocket donkey to spice things up.
by wankiiit May 29, 2012
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kelly blue balled

When a seller overvalues their vehicle in comparison to Kelly Blue Book
James Kelly Blue Balled me when he priced his car $5,000 above market value.
by AtomicLegend February 19, 2020
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big blue jay

A man who cries himself to sleep when his mom forgets to cut the crust off of his turkey sandwich
"Randy is still crying?? Wow, what a big blue jay.."
by Jay dizzle February 1, 2015
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blue aqua marine

The sexual act of hiring a dolphin to swim into a woman's vagina, stunting her in the air out of the water as if she was flying.
Dude... My girl and I snuck into Sea World after hours and pulled off the blue aqua marine! It was the most majestic thing I have ever seen..
by MartyBark July 13, 2016
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Blue Mountain Bigot

Someone who refuses to drink anything but Coors Light.
Make sure you get Coors light for Jeff, he's a blue mountain bigot.
by Turbokirbo55 November 8, 2010
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