band aids don't fix bullet holes

When someone has been shot and band aids aren't the solution to the problem.

MAN1 shoots MAN2.
MAN2 drops to the floor and dies.
MAN1: Oh no you poor baby. Need a band aid?
MAN1: Oh wait band aids don't fix bullet holes.
MAN1: Haha i'm clever and you're dead.
MAN1: Rip bish.

by Miss. AnonymousPuns October 1, 2017

I don't even know what hole to put my dick in

A new phrase thats rapidly gaining in popularity, this is used to describe ones condition if one is utterly confused, wasted, high, or just plain out of it. Its often used to describe situations that have already happened but is not limited to that. There are many variations, a few of the more common ones are following:

-I don't know what hole to put my dick in
-I can't even tell which hole to put my dick in
-I put my dick in all the wrong holes

"Man, that party last night was so crazy I didn't even know which hole to put my dick in."

"Algebra is so confusing, I don't even know what hole to put my dick in!"

"I feel bad about that chick the other day, I was so wasted I put my dick in all the wrong holes..."

by ybsubnairb December 10, 2009

National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day

The holiday that falls on March 3rd is: National Make Sweet Hot Love To The Other Person In The Hole Day

“You’re looking forward to March 3rd. Which is Fuckberg’s National make sweet hot love to the other person in the hole day.”

by BitchyDevon June 26, 2022

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

Men are from mars, women are from venus. You have a pussy, I have a penis. Let me shoot my rocket in your black hole!

A childrens nursery rhyme aimed at teaching people how to fuck.

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by Thlayli February 22, 2003

ebola hole

an offensive name for the garbage chute or garbage chute room at your local apartment building

if youre a janitor, please ask for a pay raise if you want to work with the ebola hole

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

MCAT hole

The period of time where your entire life is dedicated to preparing for the MCAT test and thusly you forgo and miss out on a lot of other things.

I’m so sorry I can’t go to the sorry. I’m in a 4 month MCAT hole.

by LingDanc803 May 14, 2023

Swollen Butt Hole

A Swollen Butthole is from Rashes Worms or worse if got swollen butt hole ask your parents about it.

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I have a Swollen Butt hole right now because of a rash and worms

by S/wollen B/utthole April 19, 2019