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Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

This can occur from staring at a TV screen or computer monitor for hours on end.

When working in an office staring at a computer monitor all day, your eyes start to feel tired & drowsy, almost as if they're becoming square shaped. It gets worse when doing a repetitive task, eg editing a spreadsheet full of boring numbers for hours on end........

It can also occur when you've watched a Lord of the Rings Trilogy Marathon or from watching porn for 48 hours straight when left alone at home when the wife/girlfriend/room-mate goes away for the weekend.
eg 1
John: I'm sick of editing these numbers in this spreadsheet. My eyes feel like they're becoming square............

Sally: Dude, you sound like you've got a bad case of Square Eyes (Squaritis in Latin)

eg 2
Matt: Oh man, Jess went away for a Spa weekend with the girls. I watched so much porn that my eyes are burning!

Steve: Shit man, you look like you're suffering from Square Eyes, or Squaritis to use the medical term. I feel the same, Shoniqwa went to her parents so I watched the Lord of the Rings Trilogy back to back, then watched all of the Star Wars films, I was so fucked up I even watched the prequels!
by Peter McDreamy January 10, 2012
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shooting your eye out

something bad happening after being repeatedly warned it would, like Ralphie in "A Christmas Story"
Boy, you really ended up shooting your eye out last night. I told you not to drive around without car insurance, and you ended up getting a ticket for 700 dollars...
by Ralphie1963 December 19, 2009
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A concept invented by Beatles manager Brian Epstein in the early 1960s. A gay guy tells straight guys how to dress and cut their hair, and somehow the straight guys end up knee deep in pussy.
John: hey George, toss me over another bird, hey?

George: take two, mate. I've got extra, what?
by Sprocket The Dog April 21, 2004
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Red Eye Flight

When you bend over bare ass and falp your cheeks open and closed. The red eye is the bumb hole and the flight refers to the cheeks flapping like wings.
"Hold Mystic down I'm gonna send him on a red eye flight."
by Jslawsss October 24, 2012
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BE TOTALLY FOCUSED ON THE TARGET OR GOAL
"Study hard for your exam, keep your eye on the sparrow.
by balubalu August 3, 2010
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Pink Eye Send Off

While your female companion is sleeping, you jack-off onto one of her eyes without disturbing her. When she wakes up you convince her that it's actually a really bad eye infection and get her to go to the doctor. She is then humiliated when the nurse, staff and doctor inform her it is not an eye infection at all, just dried semen. A good way to break up with a chick.
She wouldn't let me watch the game last night, so I gave her a Pink Eye Send Off, and threw all her clothes in the yard this morning while she was at the doctor.
by Tim2.0 November 20, 2007
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Blue-eyes white dragon

A Legendary dragon from show "yugioh"Seto kaiba and granpa moto
have them
by I connot tell August 12, 2003
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