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Shit in my mouth

A phrase used to express disappointment or frustration.
"You hear Carrie Fisher died?"
"Yeah fam really sucks"
"You hear her mom died too?"
"If you're gonna keep bumming me out you may as well shit in my mouth!"
by Mouth filled with shit January 27, 2017
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B'in my Bs

an abbreviation of the term "bustin my balls."
similar to: grinding my gears, busting my chops, etc.
also much more widely usable in public, and around formal guests. Most appropriately used when someone is "telling you their life story" or any other completely unnecessary information that is annoying and/or unneeded.
Marsh: "I love this band."
Luke: "Did you know that the lead singer was once addicted to basket weaving? When he was 13...
Marsh: "Dude. Luke. you're B'in my Bs bro"
by dan_gar August 18, 2008
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buttle my penis

A reference to Family Guy season 10 episode 1 where the Griffins win the lottery and Peter gets his own penis butler. AKA the act of servicing one's penis the way a butler would.
"Alright, buttle my penis. BUTTLE IT!"
by Cobread May 5, 2016
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Wants my nuts

1. When a person is attracted to you, wants to get in your pants, wants to have sex with you. Doesn't necessarily have to be a guy saying it.

2. May be used as a joke with close friends that may or may not be crushing on you.

3. Wants to eat your walnuts, peanuts, cashews, mixed nuts, etc.
1. "Yeah, she wants my nuts bad..."

1. "He waited outside for an hour for me to get off work. He must really want my nuts!"

2. Sarah-"You know you want my nuts..."

Ashley-"You know it, Babe!"

3. "I knew she wanted my nuts! She ate the whole bag!"
by Ruffgirl September 26, 2009
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S my D

Wow, seriously, you can S my D.
by MoStang June 27, 2007
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lick my sack

what you say to someone when you're fresh out of clever retorts. (also, lick me sack)
some smart guy: "In my opinion your mother is a whore."
you: "Lick my sack."
by kyle marx April 15, 2003
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