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Wannabe Black

Person who isn't black, but talks like a black person.
Gard1bas said that people who aren't black, but speak like they are black is a Wannabe Black.
by Extension Unit Dictionary June 22, 2021
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Blackness Monster

aka Blak Ness Monster is an African-Canadian, Toronto based surrealist who's work hints on the struggle and stereotypes of a black male misunderstood. He plays on the fear directed towards his race, and through life experiences, realized he honed the power to manipulate and instill fear in the minds of others. With his bold fashion statements, actions, speech and "Blak" art, he views the world as his social experiment.

- Andy Warhol
Blak ness Monster is a surrealist.
Blackness Monster the FEAR of a black person. Monsters feed on fear.
by DAndy Warhol October 17, 2011
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black hole

the worst possible situation a single person can find themselves in on a night out. Generally occurs when a relatively attractive female is not fully paying attention to her surrondings and is ambushed by a male that she is not at all interested. After the ambush is sprung, the attacker sucks the other person into a painstaking and dreadful conversation and/or some sort of physical activitiy (like dancing) with possibly no end in sight. A black hole eats up signifigant amount of time for one to scope out and make a move on possible interests.
Audrey:" Hey Rachel how was that godforsaken bar you went to tonight. I think it is called Trinity?"

Rachel:"Yeah thats it. Oh my gosh. I am surprised I got out of there at all. The place was fill with black holes."

Audrey: "Oh well, we both know that place is not known for having quality anything, and we always come back extemely uphappy. DO NOT GO THERE EVER AGAIN!"
by RayRayC September 11, 2011
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black envelope

The act of stoking a fire of high hopes that will burn faster than your dreams shattering when your dad left.
I hear Qualtrics is giving everyone the black envelopes.
by p1zzahut November 15, 2018
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black snack

After banging a broad (or whatever preference) in the ass, a shit worm forms in your cock. Whether before or after you cum, the bitch gets down and sucks the shit right out of your dick. That's the black snack.
Did you hear about Jenny-B?

Yeah. That bitch loves a black snack.
by Nli10 January 31, 2019
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Black Card

A bank card that only used at black owned establishments
Some white lady asked if I wanted to buy something and I told her I only owned a black card
by The LettiLady December 21, 2022
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Black Market

where they sell goods too good for the general public...you have to be really great on society to shop here. and not as expensive here. these products are more advance than what's open to the general public. even technology, cars, foods, and other great stuff. even has a VIP section for even better stuff but only VIP knows about that. just to cut the urban legends of black market selling illegal goods. that's why people don't like outsider looking in. judging us the wrong way. although people in the general public can and will make these things illegal out of pure jealousy. and turn your feelings to you into pure hate.
i got the best thing at the black market today. it was a steal.
by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ April 26, 2022
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