cake

Someone who is really easy to WTFPWN.
Omg I one shot your nub ass, cake.
by MrCake February 03, 2007
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Is a reference to a spoilt desert dish, normally used as a gag at frat parties. The general act of cake is when one defecates into some unfortunate unsuspecting individuals gateau, laughs mischievously, replaces the top of the gateau and leaves the room.
Said victim, proceeds to scoff the pudding suspecting that gandma has forgotten the appropriate place to empty her colostomy bag.
Said victim - 'Nan, if you keep shitting in my gateau, it's going to a real...'
Nan - 'If you criticize my baking skills again I will shit into your wellington boots, I have never baked a Cake in my life!'
Said victim - 'What is a Cake?'
Nan - 'I don't know look it up on urban dictionary'
Said victim - 'They would never have the balls to put that up'
Nan - 'This is becoming a bit repetitive now, they're just doing their job'
by Iron Balls Billy April 29, 2012
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a gunky substance that is stuck and you can't get it out
Cake :a gunky substance that is stuck and you can't get it out
by WUBSY February 15, 2018
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guy 1: i like cake
guy 2: me to
they both became friends
by JoePapaIsNotValidAnymore February 17, 2021
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being Knackered or very drunk.
I am cake, i need sleep.
I am cake, i am drunk.
by MatyMoore June 26, 2005
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That test was cake.
by Save_your_wifi October 09, 2020
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Cake means cats are kinda evil so if you haven't heard of the cake trend before and are wondering what it means you're welcome :) I hope if you're a parent wondering why your child is always saying cake, that this definition helped you out, Thanks for reading!!
Tylor: I hate my cat so much, it threw up in my room and then when I tried to see if the cat was gonna puke again it hissed at me and scratched me.

Owen: Yeah, cake man.
by Stalepopcorn124 September 12, 2020
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