Dirty Selena

Someone who would rather shove a dildo covered in ants up her snatch than hold a baby

She did a dirty Selena When she was offered to hold the newborn baby

by Michiefor September 29, 2020

dirty young

scratching your sweaty balls then making someone else smell your finger

Dave just dirty young scott by putting his hand on his sweaty ball sack and making him sniff it.

by Himynameiswilliamdavemattaaron August 2, 2008

dirty izzak

When a girl wants a dirty Izzak the Mexican ass beaner sticks his wiener in her ear hole

God I could go for a dirty Izzak right about now

by When is June 25, 2021

Dirty Jaromir

When you cut your balls shaving before an event and turn up hours later only to realise you never stopped the blood flow and spend the evening with a stiff upper lip whilst your white chinos are forever ruined.

“Mate, are you ok? You’re literally bleeding all over your trousers”

“Yeah I ended up giving myself a Dirty Jaromir”

by Dbs88 June 27, 2020

dirty bridget

A kinky gear head with no soul but the purest heart.

I could really use a dirty bridget in my life

by Soulsnacher69 November 24, 2021

Dirty Basil

When you inject your partners period blood in their nostrils and then suffocate them out with the used condom

Oh man I just had the best dirty basil

by crunchyfetus May 29, 2020

Dirty Curmudgeon

Used to describe a unworthy, unclean, disgustingly irritating and socially distant person. Usually riff raff of society....

I thought she was my kind of girl until i met her old boyfriend! Wow what a Dirty Curmudgeon he was!

by SOB5150 August 29, 2016