(n.) A kiss given by one of the most beautiful people on the planet. The kind of kiss in which two people are separated from the real world and its problems and are teleported to a point in space where it is just those two people.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
(v.) To kiss someone way less pretty than you so well that you send then to a whole other dimension.
Friend: Hey dude, why are you smiling so hard?
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
D: Oh man, Mia just kissed-me-so-hard-my-ears-popped. It was amazing!
by laddie- October 14, 2018
Get the Kissed-Me-So-Hard-My-Ears-Poppedmug. I was awoken by the sounds of thunder on a warm summer evening only to realize I had been slain by a dragon’s kiss.
by Bald Ego September 21, 2022
Get the Dragon’s Kissmug. Wiping your ass with a wet wipe which has been cooled in the freezer.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
Especially pleasant after large and/or spicy shits.
“Barry grab me those wet wipes from the freezer, I’m about to give birth to that Vindaloo from last night and will need an Inuit kiss to cool off my ringpiece”
by Weaselworth November 11, 2022
Get the Inuit kissmug. Evaporation sounds like a fun way to go, so I’m not gonna participate in national kiss short people day
by PutOnTheCatEars October 26, 2022
Get the national kiss short people daymug. by Core2772 June 19, 2022
Get the upside down kissmug. by miraculouslydumb November 7, 2023
Get the National kiss a flute player daymug. 