Backyard Buffalo Chicken

The debut album of the band "Alley Tailgate"

Hey, have you heard Backyard Buffalo Chicken? It's like an eargasm!

by Sneaky Sun Tzu April 20, 2018

like a freerange chicken

Behaving confidently and randomly, often in the wrong direction.

My mother drives like a freerange chicken.
Donald Trump tweets like a freerange chicken.

by Funcrazy March 9, 2017

chicken fucking shit

A chicken that won'the stop humping things around it.

'Dude, havetc you been to Billy's house? He's got a chicken. A chicken fucking shit!'
Chicken Fucker Chicken Shit

by dude with a chicken fucking sh June 4, 2016

The chicken is warm in the coop

The act of having serious affection for another human. Akin to phrases like "I love you" or "I have serious affection for you as a human"

"I know we've been dating a few months now and I just wanted you to know that... The chicken is warm in the coop"

"I have serious emotional problems because my father never told me that the chicken was warm in the coop"

by Bobbyvalentine May 2, 2016

chicken wing graze

A sexual stimulation usually performed during fore play. While special lady friend (referred to as SLF) strokes her Dude's special member, the SLF uses the soft inner part of her elbow to intermittently graze over her Dude's member. This motion can only be performed after the Dude's member is fully aroused. This motion can be incorporated with The Squid to aid in manual ejaculation or later led to oral stimulation and/or copulation.

Dude: My SLF knows how to titillate my senses!

Other dude: What does she do?!
Dude: The Chicken Wing Graze!!

by Julesofthewood August 17, 2016

Chicken-egg Problem

A reference to the classic, epistemological problem of determining the (efficient) cause and a corresponding product amongst entities that could be argued to fill either, opposing roles.

Used more colloquially to laugh off an impasse in which the solution to a problem cannot feasibly be made to precede and solve that problem until said problem is already solved. Really, it can be downright abused on any pickle, dilemma or conundrum.

“The interview is tomorrow but I’m still naked, broke and nobody will loan me money. If only I had a job so I could buy a suit. It’s a real chicken-egg problem.”
“Christian used this turn of phrase word for word in college back in 2007. But it’s been heard in use lately. Where’d it actually come from? Gaaaaw-lee, what a chicken-egg problem.”

by CSean7 January 18, 2018

Flubbery Ham Chicken

When first watching the movie Flubber you get oddly turned on to go find the babe to get down and dirty. When you're going down you start going in raw but when finishing up you pull out and that sucka is as hot as ham.

"When Daisy and I watched Flubber we participated in Flubbery Ham Chicken."

by Swastles January 5, 2017