Jakob Moment

Jakob. Not stupid, usually. But sometimes when you hear something so outlandishly stupid, you just can't help but think, "Did you even have a single thought before you said that?" That's a Jakob moment.

"Wait, Canada is in Europe, right?"

"... Are you serious? No, you've actually got to be kidding me. What a Jakob Moment."

by Rat God. August 15, 2022

Oh no moment

When you have been drinking heavily and are having a great time, when suddenly you become extremely nauseous.

I was dancing at the frat party last night when I had an oh no moment and puked all over the pong table.

by mayanaze April 16, 2022

rutherford moment

(of a person's actions) fucking dumbass (used especially of an idiot)

the server's full of Rutherford Moments

by Lawer October 29, 2020

@bill riskos moment

The inability to find a sexual partner -ie get laid

-Who’s gonna say it?

- @bill riskos moment

by Servosmpampas January 27, 2022

Monday moment

It’s like Thursday moment but objectively better :)

Damn bro that’s a Monday moment

by TSK007 April 11, 2023

Awkward camp moment

The moment when you were a Kid and you were raped by the camp counciler

Person One "Dude,When I was a Kid,I had an Awkward camp moment"

Person two should kill himself for ever hearing this.

by HohefStalin December 19, 2011

shel moment

any given time that an individual named "shelby" must have the glory of telling an individual off. sometimes the moment may include, but not limited to, the throwing of objects that may squeak at anothers head. it may also cause the victim to have public humiliation as you would see on tv, which would be concluded with a "...oh shit"

"shel moment"- are you fucking kidding me *name*? why would i invite you to my graduation party? after all the shit? i dont think my dad would want you here. seriously. thats a dumb question to ask.

by Steverrsss July 14, 2010