Shit Skiing

When you go for a shit in the toilet and there's no seat or you don't wont to sit on it, you pull your pants down and assume the position a down hill skier would use.

Bloke 1 "There's no seat in the toilet"
Bloke 2 "Best go shit skiing then!"

by dirtydom March 29, 2010

Shitting An Axe

having a bitch fit that cannot be measured by anything other than putting the words shit and axe right next to each other in a progressive tense

ms. aman was shitting an axe all over patricks face when he was late to the last rehearsal

by //ReiXgh// February 25, 2010

Shit Blocker

It's like being a cock blocker, but for when you're trying to take a shit in a public restroom (office, restaurant, school, etc.). You go in there and there is someone in there and they can tell that you want to take a shit, but they stay in there to do their makeup, hair, take and excessively long time to pee or, most commonly, they are trying to wait you out cuz they have to shit too (inevitably resulting in a shit-showdown).

Person 1: man I was just trying to go poo and Jennifer came in and started to do her hair, so I just peed and left.
Person 2: yeah, she's a total shit blocker

Damn I got shitblocked 3 times in a row. I still haven't gone.

by goontym January 8, 2010

Shit Runt

Geezer who does not deliver my pills on time

Oi shit runt wheres my fucking E's???

by Shit Runt Kicker May 31, 2009

Drinking Shit

The massive bowel movement you get the morning after a night of moderate to heavy drinking.

Andy woke up with a hangover from the night before and immediately had to take a giant drinking shit.

by Hoju123 November 21, 2009

familia shit

The universal troubles caused to you by being part of a family. So called because they are familiar to all concerned.

Membership and/or participation in family activities cause well known types of this shit.

What's up Greg?

My uncle caused a scene over Thanksgiving and my mum was crying over the wasted effort to have a nice dinner.

Yeah, I can totally do without that familia shit; my sister wanted to go out and my dad said not looking like that but she did so anyway, so then he gets on my case and says i should get off my lazy ass and get a job.

by StewieG Wannabe December 1, 2009

Gunner Shits

Shit that comes out at mach speed, in the form of small,solid,individual turds in a rapid fire fashion, and usually splashes water on you're ass hole.

I had the gunner shits this morning and I got splashed like 20 times.

by Blunts and Cuntz December 5, 2009