john

john is a dickhead. he is unloyalw, untrustworthy and a fuckboy. he will date you for a few weeks, break up with you and 8 months later, chat you up again. he will make you feel special for a month or so, but then dump you like the time you spent together was nothing. ladies, do not date a john!

girl 1: hey is that your boyfriend? what's his name?
girl 2: john. he's so sweet :)
girl 1: nuh uh honey, you have to break up with him NOW!
girl 2: why?
girl 1: sis he's a J. his name begins with the letter J.

by agirlthatdatedaboynamedjohn June 5, 2020

great john

The best nyc producer usually cooking beats up for Sheff g

“Great John on the beat by the way”

by Jacob Witherspoon April 16, 2021

john tickler

The man the myth the legend

I heard John tickler has said a Nono word I don’t fucking believe it though

by You suck a Retard June 4, 2020

John

John is a teenager that is addicted to classic anime and westerns.

He is SUCH a John!
I know right!!

by JoeYabuki December 22, 2018

John Muffler

A dude who be muffling johns, aka suckin dick

"Shut up Sam you just a lil john muffler"

by Nopyyy February 2, 2024

John Thumb

Defined as the act of releasing one’s bowels in a manner where the shape of said excrement perfectly fits into the bottom of said toilet, plugging up the hole well enough to prevent successful flushing. Similar to the tale of the boy holding back a leaking wall with his thumb, this unintentionally shaped turd plug seats itself tight enough to hamper draining of thy marble throne.

Once I was finally able to push out that brown submarine from my ass, the dam turdpedo clogged my toilet so bad that my plumber said he doesn’t respond to JOHN THUMB service calls.

by Apologetic Shiek December 16, 2023

John

a noun. it's everything

"What's a john?"
"It's a noun! It's everything!"

by balls in yo jawls <3 November 8, 2023