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John

A very pretty and cute girl that most consider perfect
by I_Heart_My_GF May 17, 2022
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John Winn

Very famous and very cool. His most famous quote is no doubt when he said, “welcome to the Winner’s Circle with me, John Winn. If you win, you’re in.” And then he won.
Did you hear John Winn’s planning on arm-wrestling David? It’ll be one for the history books.
by eBucks May 31, 2024
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John Brandon

John Brandon is probably the best man you’ll ever meet. There’s nothing he cannot do. He has upstanding moral character, is strong, handsome, and the kind of boy you bring home to meet your mother. He has a huge heart. He is also notorious for having fun and always knows how to have a good time. He makes the best of any situation he’s in. John Brandons are usually successful individuals, but build their lives to serve others. John Brandon’s life is one big adventure. A true high value man. If you have a John Brandon in your life there’s no doubt he’s made a positive impact. A difference maker, an athlete, an artist, a romantic, a dreamer, a go-getter, are all appropriate ways to describe John Brandon. John Brandon is charismatic and befriends all. He’s very caring and genuinely wants the best for the people around him and will do his best to foster that. He is also very emotionally intelligent, but prone to deep sadness that is masked with a smile. He loves is friends and is fiercely loyal, sometimes to a fault. Although he’s successful he’s not the best at taking care of himself and will often forego his basic needs in pursuit of a goal or adventure. You will never be bored around John Brandon. Although he may seem extraordinarily innocent and tame at first, once you get to know him you’ll learn about his wild nature and risk-taking tendencies. You will tell your kids stores about John Brandon.
Stranger 1: “what’s John Brandon doing these days?”

Stranger 2: “John Brandon’s always into some goodness.”

Stranger 3: “That guy loves Jesus.”
by Hoistupthe102 April 24, 2022
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John Dropskids

Current "name change", and part of their commitment, to transparency, and the terminology used at formerly known John Hopkins All Children's Hospital, who recently, lost a civil case, partially for dropping dropping lots of kids. A jury awarded $262 million dollars in damages, against above hospital. Maya Kowalski, 10 at the time, claimed she was falsely imprisoned and battered by the Medical Team at said hospital. The jury ruled against the hospital in 7/7 of the individual counts; which included dropping. They dropped names, they dropped children, and if the hospital had parents, they would be so disappointed in their behavior.
When is your predicted discharge date from JOHN DROPSKIDS?
by JAMMAL XY December 4, 2023
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John Balor

John Balor debuted in ERW in late April, John's debut match was against Montez Ford, sadly, he did not win. John Balor would quickly get a Orbital Championship match, but lost also. John came moments away from becoming Atlantic Champion but failed again. John's a big underdog, he will face Tyler Raise at Backlash, this Thursday!
Person 1: No!! John Balor was so close to winning the Atlantic title
Person 2: Dang
by "The Fiend" Jay Wyatt May 23, 2021
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John thomas

Penishe
He whipped out his john thomas so as to pee
by Cynomane June 19, 2023
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Tricky John

Anyone by the name of Quinn from California
by Neopride July 7, 2019
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