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beans

mum can we have BEANS for dinner tonight?
by horny kid69 December 20, 2020
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Beans On Thanos

When you stick your friend's amputated hand up your ass and reach British enlightenment.
"I hear she experienced Beans on Thanos." "Ahh, yes i hear that's been going around!"
by MemoryOther February 25, 2025
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Beans

Just went online and bought some beans
by Blue936 February 16, 2022
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Beans

I will eat beans on this holy day.
by Bruvbird3435 November 6, 2020
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beans

this is how i make my baked beans:

step 1. take beans and put into a microwave safe bowl

step 2. put bowl in microwave

step 3. microwave for 45 seconds

step 4. get your favourite piece of bread (personally for me banjo's bakery rockhampton white sliced thin) anyway, toast for approximately for 2-3 minutes until golden

step 5. the bake beans are done, collect them out of the microwave

step 6. the toast is done, collect it out of the toaster

step 7. you have to let the toast cool down before spreading the butter, otherwise the butter will make it get all soggy

step 8. get butter out of fridge and spread on the white sliced thin

step 9. carefully get a large spoon and put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom, (scoops of beans) and spread them out gently

step 10. grab the cheese out of the fridge

step 11. carefully slice the cheese with a VERY sharp knife but only 4 times for 4 slices

step 12. put one two, one two, two on the top and two on the bottom (slices of cheese)
step 13. num num num ENJOY (but be careful not to spill anything, mumma might get mad #PTSD)
mmmmmm i LOVE baken beans num num num!
by allenkey March 30, 2025
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dollah bean farm

this a farming cult. we farm the souls of innocent children with an amazing heart felth hand and smile. the co founders of dollah bean farm is robin and shitel dollah bean who died in a terrible accident. no one talks about this terrible incident. until this day the poor children are haunting the dollah bean farm.
Dollah bean farm is the place to be!!!!!!!!!!!!
by xdolahxbeanx May 6, 2022
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smack bean

A very big smackhead
‘Jude is an absolute Smack Bean!’ Said Lexie
by LexDawgXo August 22, 2019
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