Something that looks great on the outside, but is full of shit on the inside, like a cake filled with raw sewage.
by Lilith Song October 13, 2015

When a man goes down and eats her girl out despite having a bad, smelly, and fungally yeast infection.
My friend: How did you and Abby celebrate her birthday?
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
Me: Me and Abby got a hotel room and she let me eat her Crab Cake!
by CK-HVACR August 11, 2024

A buttock.
Alisa went to the club and got drunk. She then decided to show everyone how beautiful her birthday cake truly is.
by Raspberry Necessary 35 March 10, 2022

by Totally cake July 17, 2016

a cake is a dessert food usually used for parties and weddings can be found in bakeries and food stores. it can be high and low in sugar. usually served with frosting.
wife: "can you slice me a peice of our wedding cake please?"
husband: "of course dear." slices cake.
husband: "of course dear." slices cake.
by Minty the fox September 7, 2018

by gregin' (Greg Dahlen) August 10, 2022

- Hey look overthere that domdom guy looks like a fucking retard, but his friend is a total beef cake i love it
by Loveniggers February 3, 2018
