by willy scott June 1, 2021
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Get the Kiss your girlfriend day mug.The day you get to kiss your crush , with out anybody telling you other wise & you can kiss your boyfriend or girlfriend without somebody telling you other wise
by Shaaay October 18, 2019
Get the National Kiss Day mug.When a man jizzes in their partner's mouth but then kisses them before they swallow. Hence, kissing his kids (his seed) goodnight before they go down for a nap in their partner's belly.
Brad: Dawg, you won't believe what Stella did to me last night, shit was disgusting!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
Chad: No way bro tell me
Brad: I thought she swallowed but she made me kiss the kids goodnight
Chad: that's fucking heinous bradtato chip. break up with her!
by vapemeister420 December 7, 2022
Get the kiss the kids goodnight mug.After a heartwarming moment with your girlfriend or boyfriend, you both get on your hands and knees and arch your backs like a turtle. After touching your buttholes together, you both push out two inches of shit and rub them together until one of you drops yours onto the floor. That person then takes their partner's remaining turtle head up their ass. The elegant and beautiful, Turtle Kiss
"Wassup man, me and my girl turtle kissed at the mall in the food court yesterday".
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
"What!? Dude I was working there, you dint ever let me watch"!
by ThighGlider December 18, 2019
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by not cherry at all April 30, 2024
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