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King Harod

Yeah, it's probably going to be Samson next...

Harod "Shitshitshitshitshit...."

Guard "KING HAROD!"

Harod "AH! SHIT! Shitshitshit. Please tell me you killed it!"

Guard "I think we fucking got him bro!"

Harod "OOOH! OH! FUCK YEAH MY GUY! LET'S GO! THANK G- Oh wait... Who do I... Whatever. GREAT JOB!"
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Guard "Yeah, man! We fucking got his ass bro! Hahaha!"

Harod "Ooooooh shit... What a relief. Hey, so... He's dead right? Like... FOR SURE."

Guard "Dawg... You should have seen me stab that motherfucker like KYAAAAAH!!"

Harod "NO SHIT!?"

Guard "Yeah dawg, for real!"

Harod "Hohoho, you are the MAN for that! Was it, like, some kind of magic spear?"

Guard "Nah dawg, just like, my regular spear!"

Harod "That is awesome bro. Here, lemme... Lemme get that. Imma mount that on my wall. 'Spear of the God-Slayer' I'll call it."

Guard "Yooo! That is sick! Am I?"

Harod "You're damn right! You are the fucking MAN! This is awesome! Hey, get- Go grab everybody! We're having a party!"

Guard "Hell, yeah!"
*3 days later*

Guard "Um... King Harod?"

Harod "MY BOY! THE GOD-SLAYER! What is up my G?"

Guard "Um... I don't know how to tell you this but... It's gone..."

Harod ๐Ÿคจ "What is?"

Guard "Uuuuuuh.... Shit.... I... The creature, man... The creature is gone. We took him down. Put him in a cave. Put a BOULDER in front of the cave. Boulder is gone. The guy is gone. I don't know what the fuck to tell you man... He's gone. It's gone."

Harod ๐Ÿ˜จ

Guard "Yeah..."

Harod ๐Ÿ˜จ

Guard "Yeah... I don't know happened. I talked to some of his guys and they said he went to his kingdom in heaven... He just... I donno... He just flew away or something man I donno..."

Harod ๐Ÿ˜ฑ "IT CAN FLY!? JESUS CHRIST! WHY DIDN'T IT DO THAT IN THE FIRST PLACE! WAY DID IT LET US KILL IT!?"

Guard "I... I don't fucking know man..."

Harod "WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!?"

Guard *Sigh* "I don't fucking know man..." ๐Ÿ˜”
Harod ๐Ÿ˜ฐ

Guard "Yeah..."
by Hym Iam August 11, 2023
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king rah

A bad girl who does anything she desires. she pops off on any body, she don't care.
jake : who dat sahn ?

james : oooh, thats king rah!
by barbzzzzz October 15, 2013
mugGet the king rahmug.

Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!

A saying that means the same as the "Lord Farquad" version of this.
I discovered a meal named "Shit on a shingle" and I am going to make Devilled Eggs on Easter Sunday. Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!
by Ishy-Yoshi April 17, 2023
mugGet the Mwa ha ha ha, I am King Bowser!mug.

Cart King

Slang for someone who reigns supreme in the realm of weed pens, adept at navigating the highs and lows of vaping THC oil with finesse and style.
Jake became known as the cart king among his friends for his expert handling of his weed pen during their late-night sessions.
by PENJAMIN PATROLLER April 29, 2024
mugGet the Cart Kingmug.

Kings in 4

A phrase that no human has ever uttered in the 21st century
Jidion: Kings in 4!
Pokimane: Yeah maybe 40 years
by SadSportsFam May 21, 2022
mugGet the Kings in 4mug.

King

A biased ass loser that thinks liverpool will make the top 4.
King told us that Penaldo is good
by Kingโ€™s bitch May 16, 2021
mugGet the Kingmug.

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