Mummy Dick Cheese

When someone cleans their dick after jacking off or sex and paper is left on the penis, it's referred to as Mummy Dick. However, if the dick isn't cleaned after, the paper may slowly develop into something similar to smegma, giving the individual Mummy Dick Cheese.

My girl was about to blow me last night, but when she pulled down my pants, I had that Mummy Dick Cheese.

by Richard Gouda October 28, 2016

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Triple cheese blend

Also known as "three3 cheese", triple cheese blend is the act of combining three different strands of shredded weed into one smoking tool and striking with a flame to begin ignition.

"My two friends and I combined our three different strands of ground up weed into a joint and got baked. A special level of high"

"We should all combine our weed and get a triple cheese blend going"

by Majajory November 20, 2016

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Struggle grilled cheese

When you toast two pieces of bread and then slap a piece of cheese in the middle and chuck in the microwave.

"Damn, this struggle grilled cheese makes me really sad"

by Wtfisgoingonfam July 18, 2017

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backdoor grilled cheese

When you cum between a girl/guy's ass cheeks and then spread that ass open.

I gave that girl a backdoor grilled cheese last night.

by Jok3r22890 October 5, 2018

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Cream cheese bagal

The act of doing anal sex, pulling out and cumming on the outside of the asshole.

Hey John, I gave my girlfriend a cream cheese bagal

by Chocolate cappacino June 11, 2018

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I like cheese

A word used to change the subject in some way.

"That's not how it works!" said Mark, and Lucy replied. "You don't know either, stupid!"
"I like cheese," muttered Olivia. "Me too," replied Lucy. "Me three." said Mark.

by cheezy_ May 28, 2018

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