Mummy Poop

When your poop lies sideways in the toilet and upon flushing becomes lodged with toilet paper draped over it.

Why the he'll did you leave mummy poop in the toilet? Gross!

by Honeydog November 4, 2014

Poop

Poop is like really cool

Hey, Gary look. I pooped and it's so cute! Omg...

by bruhie December 16, 2020

Poop-nunchaku

When you're cleaning your cat's litter and find two pieces of poop holding together by a hair.

I think my cat is eating a lot of hair, he keeps on shitting poop-nunchakus

by Virus903 October 11, 2021

unicorn poop

pior magic, i nou inglish veri veri gud and unicorn poop is mogic

This guy is a total unicorn poop.
How does this unicorn poop even work?
Jeremy, why is there poop all over my desk? (It's not unicorn poop, but it works)

by equationslayer12 March 1, 2021

Poop

The big brown wet stuff that comes out ur booty hole when u think it’s a fart

Oh no I pooped on the desk

by Big daddy Tyrone January 1, 2022

POOP

a smelly thing that comes from your ass

girls poop are stinky

by charles leclerc February 7, 2021

poop

A formal way of getting out of having to “Talk to people”.
Heres how:

Step 1: Go to the bathroom.
Step 2: Poop.
Step 3: Leave.
Step 4: Touch Grass.

“Sorry, I cant go to the funeral, I have to poop.”

by BJurv the Ambiguous May 24, 2022