Spunking in a ham sandwich (preferably out of a Tesco meal deal) slapping it around a person or animals face and drop kicking them down the stairs.
by Trai Carey November 15, 2019

by dannemannen April 23, 2021

When you and a bro use the blue scroller on your Snapchat camera roll in a Dm and swipe as fast as possible and the first pic you see you have to send, do that back and forth till you can’t send bc you’re a pussy. Has to be first thing you see or you’re gay
by EdwardJerkHands Grand Champion October 23, 2020

umm think tube steak.. and if ur still confused.. think... willy..and if ur sill confused .. look to see what kind of genitalia u have.
joes mama is worried, hes been in the bathroom too long with his beat roll.. and many orgasmic noises are coming ferm there
by Brung to u and did by: tube steak spatular holder September 27, 2003

When a uncircumcised asain puts a warhead in the tip of his penis and gets his girlfriend to suck it out
by Goldennugget442 May 7, 2022

When a series of catastrophic events strike at one's life mercilessly, relentlessly, and leave one with kamikaze impulses.
Billy was so fuckin blown away by the ill fortune that came his away suddenly -- verily, it was like rolling pearl harbors -- that we huddled and pitied the next relationship he got into. She would pay, whoever she was -- and pay.
by barleycorn July 22, 2022

by pseudonym_deez_nutz June 18, 2025
