piss knife

when someone freezes their piss into the shape of a blade and uses it as a knife.

john used his piss knife to carve a Halloween pumpkin

by the cuck champion May 14, 2019

piss nation

a horrible twitter group chat. Its most distinguished members are

- Alfie Templeman
- Crazy Frog
- Tesco

anon: literally no one cares about piss county or whatever it’s called.
maryam: we all hate piss nation ffs 😂😂

by i like eating cats June 11, 2020

piss-scatarian

A person who only eats piss and scat.

My friend is a kinky piss-scatarian!

by Pawn of Sex August 21, 2016

Piss Prince

A straight man likes to be urinated on and is obviously submissive to his typically female partner.

“OMG, have you seen Dan? He’s such a piss prince!”
“You dumb puppy, you’re such a piss prince.”

by sidderzdeduction October 21, 2022

Piss Breath

an annoying, fat, yappy bitch who doesn't shower, use deoderant, is most commonly found harassing people because it can't get laid, blames people for being ugly, stupid, and bitchless.

person 1: wow, did you see patricia? she's such a piss breath!
person 2: i know, no wonder she's a bitchless freak.

by prickstabber69420 June 28, 2024

Shi-pissing

To shit and piss at once

MUM HELP I CANT STOP SHI-PISSING EVERYWHERE

by Khalifa westbrooke June 19, 2019

Piss Midget

Noun: a small person the smells overwhelmingly of urine. They usually carry a cane and attempt to dance with random women in bars.

OMG, did you see that piss midget trying to dance with Jess? He came up behind her and was grinding on her while reaching his cane around her and moving it up and down like a rolling pin.

by Superdick1653 December 30, 2019