by wolfmist November 11, 2020
Get the simpmug. Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.
by YugeGoon January 28, 2021
Get the Simpmug. When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
Get the Simp Lawmug. Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
by lilyman September 17, 2020
Get the simpmug. 

