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simp

when u hear simp think of the name niko
me: says simp

person: thinks about the person called niko
by wolfmist November 11, 2020
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Simp

Someone who does unnecessary actions in the hopeless attempt to woo a woman. Especially things like co-signing on an apartment, or driving her to and from work every day.
"Wow, can you believe it? Jay co-signed on Joy's apartment to get a blow-j.. crazy.. What a simp.."
by YugeGoon January 28, 2021
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Simp

Mork is such a simp
by favvinyl April 11, 2020
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Simp

"you know giyu, yeah that dudes a fucking simp"
by Logica June 26, 2020
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Simp

by Pajongrunhkij September 20, 2020
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Simp Law

When a person under the conquest of subpar vagina starts putting the (female) over their own friends and make certain rules not to make her (female) angry.
I was going to call you a stupid whore, but my friend laid down the sl Simp Law
by RacismDoctor May 20, 2023
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simp

Squirrel In My Pants !
the best rap song ever existed, by 2 Guyz N the Parque and Candice in the episode "Comet Kermillian" of the infamous series Phineas and Ferb.
Street Performer: Tell me what's making you jump like that!
Background singers: SIMP, squirrels in my pants!
by lilyman September 17, 2020
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