mexican tie and twist

When a women stuffs your dick in a taco and twists it, then eats it

Yo oliver, me and my girl did a mexican tie and twist!

by m marlow May 20, 2024

mexican crispy

When your girl burns your nuts with a lighter right before you get off.

I was just about to get there, but out of the blue , she got out lighter and gave a mexican crispy.

by Plumbfree May 21, 2024

Mexican Cuck Off

Two or more people sitting in cuck chairs watching each other, waiting for someone to start jerking off or fingering themself.

Last night Jill, Rob, and Robb had a Mexican cuck off. They stared at each other for hours until someone broke and starting jerking.

by Cuckin-cousins May 25, 2024

Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first

They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night

by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024

Mexican handoff

An erotic duel between two men which involves each party giving the other a handjob using hot sauce as lubrication. The loser is the first man which either orgasms or surrenders due to the burning first.

They settled their argument with a Mexican handoff using the leftover Taco Bell fire sauce from last night

by mexiboy365 June 1, 2024

Mexican Dogshit

A joint that has dogshit in it.

Stoner 1: "Wanna roll one?"
Stoner 2: "Hell yeah! I wanna try some Mexican dogshit!"
Stoner 1: "You retarded as hell!"

by SleepDeprivedAndStupid June 8, 2024

Mexican Pez Dispenser

When a Man of Bean descent, pulls out his turtle neck.... Yanks that, dirty little pickle chip, back and lines his mushroom tip with pills!! Sometimes CDS', and sometimes just a regular ol assburn!! Then!!, he unretracts that brown little hermit crab; ("Stow Away long neck").... Or in laymen's terms, his Uncircumcised Dick. Then, they get the little (pork rind, flopped over Miami, wrinkly dick skin) pulled back over the head of their penis, until it's time to let a bitch get a xanny bar out of my foreskin!!

"Hey Keith!! It's Miguel!! You won't believe this... But, Vicky put a bunch of oxys in my dick, and let me feed them to her like a "Mexican Pez Dispenser"

Bitch wouldn't shut up so I hit her with the ol "Mexican Pez Dispenser " and let her suck that xanny right out of my turtle neck!!

by Starlordtaco June 9, 2024