Jones's Surprise

An act of pouring a jones soda on one another, usually on a friends shoe, once the jones's surprise is performed with a right shoe, you must proceed with pulling a jones's surprise on another friend around the neck area.
Joe: Hey man, Caleb pulled a Jones's Surprise on my shoe!

Gurty: Well he did it on my neck!

Joe: These are new "Asics!"
by Ohaganist November 02, 2010
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Thunderdump Jones

A name given to anyone found taking a massive dump in any location, public or private.

Evidence that this person has just used a toilet is a slightly burnt smell resonating from the stall.
God! Help my lungs! Thunderdump Jones was here!!!
by Wooosh51 July 29, 2011
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John Jones

THE SEXY-IST MAN ALIVE -Yako-li
That dude over there is a John Jones
by yako-li March 25, 2021
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Fred Jones

A guy who’s cock hangs down to his knees.
Oh man I wish I was like that Fred Jones over there
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Dan Jones

Legend; the man who can talk sh*t about anybody and always have a great comeback

Invented the term " Choking the rat"
That dan jones is a savage!
Dan jones is a comedic genius
by Doofrey_12 October 02, 2018
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harvey jones

A Harvey Jones is a boy who tends to play girls, he sits on his backside thinking he is the king. Most girls won’t fall to his feet and he has to be told NO a few times before he gets it. One of a Harvey Jones’ favourite things to do is do illegal things... I’ll let you guess what that is.
Morgan wanted to kiss Tash whilst he was seeing Macy... He’s such a Harvey Jones
by User1832 October 15, 2018
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Keegan Jones

An absolute god among men, he’s the one rich guy that’ll never flex. Not much is known about him but almost every knows he’s anal about his promises. If u ever have a problem he’s easy to talk to and will almost always be willing to help you in a time of need.
Bro...When Keegan Jones talks Keegan Jones Speaks...
by A Random Bro April 28, 2019
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