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Noah

by ALlas February 15, 2017
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Noah

A Noah is a very sexy man, very loyal, and very sexual. he will suck you off whenever he wants and you wont give a damn shit because noah is the hottest man in your school. Whenever he smirks at you, you die and instantly look and kiss him. He's just overall sexy as fuck.
girl:Omg! noah said hi to me! im fainting
Boy:Nigger! I know im not gay but if i was playing smash or pass i would smash all day!
Noah comes in chat
Girl2:you guys are so gay! Noah and me had a session last night! i think im pregnant! ive seen tons of dicks , but noahs dick is humongous!
Noah:Wtf! Dont tell them!
by NarwhalLover123 April 28, 2017
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Noah

A fat Asian kid who is an eshay and tries to be cool
Hey look, it’s Noah handing in his assessment late. So gay.
by devduttpadikal November 17, 2019
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Noah

I stimnulated Noah last night until the floods came
by dvond December 12, 2008
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Noah

Party animal loves to dance and play beer pong

he also is known to be Sharons side nigga
OMG noah is bae
by Hotnigga11 May 31, 2015
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Noah

Someone who thinks he's the shit, but yet he's single, desperate, and a wannabe
Wow you're being such a Noah
by justawannabefuckboy January 16, 2017
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Noah

A bearded midget who directs movies. Also he tends to laugh like a snake and cheats at the game of Uno.
So I saw this really short bearded guy the other day. He must have been named Noah.
by Kagan Phillip April 17, 2010
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