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Crab Tom

Crab Tom is a photographic screenshot from the popular cartoon Tom & Jerry. Tt is the embodiment of a number of emotions: confusion, disgust, fascination, disdain, discomfort or even distrust. It's unique stats makes it thrice as effective against arguments, claims, or, in general, situations that acknowledge or support the existence of furries or furry paraphernalia and propaganda.
having sex with my pet isn't bad because it doesn't cause it any harm.
*insert Crab Tom*
by bishname November 18, 2018
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The coconut crab

A shit enemy in the roblox game Bee swarm simulator. It drops shit loot and is only used for accessing the coconut cave. Spawns in 35 bee zone.
SHIT THE COCONUT CRAB KILLED ME AGAIN
by defined.com November 22, 2022
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Crab-Herps

1. An illness which involves pubic lice, a.k.a. crabs, which have herpes. Most likely found on those who choose not to shower.

2. What you tell someone your ex has.
Dwayne: Man, yo so dirtay, your crabs got the herps.
Shawn: you got the "Crab-Herps" from the girl down the hall, too?
by civic_90 April 20, 2009
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crab noise

A noise that a crab makes
Man did you hear that crab it was making a crazy crab noise *crab noise*
by bingobitch December 24, 2018
mugGet the crab noisemug.

Crab Smithy

One who partakes in the act of artificially inseminating crabs for leisure and or recreation
I paid that crab smithy 11 dollars to wash my car
by MamaDuck April 24, 2009
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Crab King

Crab King is an old meme in the Gorillaz Raritiez discord server. It was created on 11th April 2020. Crab King is also a now deleted role that was given to a user by the name of disquietingly (also known as Boogie). Boogie is a person who loves crabs (the animals)
person 1: What is a crab king
person 2: I have no idea, let's look it up
by turtles.com November 5, 2020
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internal crabs

A fictional (sexually transmitted disease) that causes extreme discomfort when urinating.

Internal crabs do not exist BUT watch your buddy's face when you tell him he has them.
Man #1: Dude, I boned this chick the other night without a (jimmy) and now it burns like crazy when I (piss).

Man #2: Maybe it's the internal crabs.

Man #1: The what?

Man #2: Maybe she had (crabs). They probably jumped out of your pubes and crawled up into your (dick hole) while you were asleep.

Man #1: You're full of shit!

Man #2: Dude, the internal crabs. I'm telling you. They're trying to chew their way back out of the tip of your dick. That's why your piss burns.

Man#1: Jesus, that skank gave me the internal crabs!

Man #2: Get thee to a doctor, bro. They're fatal.
by vwortboy July 1, 2009
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