Porcelain Face

When someone has an emotionless face/doesn’t show emotions on their face.

They never show even the slightest emotions, it’s like they have a porcelain face..

by cøld_søba May 29, 2021

triangle face

The face one makes when they are brutally confronted with the sight of the other two people in a love triangle sharing an intimate moment and they are being excluded. This expression may show feelings of jealousy, anger, sadness, longing, betrayal, loneliness, resignation, and/or other negative emotions. Often seen on characters of teenage dramas such as Smallville.
Coined by Dominick Hannah, University of Chicago, BA, BS 2016

After months of flirting, Clark and Lana finally get together and share a passionate kiss in the loft. Chloe walks in and see them, and her face morphs into severe triangle face, filled with despair, hurt, and resignation.

by silentauthor96 May 21, 2016

hard in the face

When a person's face looks 20-30 years older than their actual age. As if they've been hit in the face repeatedly with a baseball bat. This can be genetic, but it could also happen by abusing drugs, or after several botched cosmetic surgeries.

"Woah, Lorde is only 16? She looks so hard in the face. I would have guessed more like 36."

by Boingo Bang December 5, 2013

jim-face

The face Jim Halpert from The Office (U.S. version) makes when looking at the camera.

Guy 1: Dude are you angry?
Guy 2: No, why would I be angry?
Guy 3: No I saw it you totally just jim-faced him.

by theofficeus June 16, 2017

koala face

a face with a smile to show people that the person is happy for them, but without having true emotions.

In the Big Bang Theory TV series, Sheldon’s koala face is the smile that forms on his face when he’s watching koalas eat eucalyptus at the zoo. He uses the same face to show people (his girlfriend Amy in specific) that he is happy for them.

Sheldon: Thank you. Amy, I’d like to apologize. Your accomplishment was impressive. And I’m proud of you.

Amy: We both know that’s your koala face.

by Ciphers November 7, 2013

Face Battle

What we should use instead of kiss

We face battled roughly as we loved each other and couldn't stop the feeling

by Niall is a sexy fucker December 30, 2013

bar face

usually sets in around your 4th or 5th drink of alcohol, it occurs when your face becomes expressionless and thus less attractive. Can be a particular downside when attempting to attract members of the opposite sex

Brandon:"Woah, John's not doing to well over there with the ladies. He looks totally plastered"

Nate: "You're right. Better get him some gum to chew quick to get rid of that bar face!"

by Natron B November 6, 2009