Walkie talkie

Usually a 5’6 blonde bitch that may have a pizza face that doesn’t shut the fuck up about here dramatic past and has daddy issues

Damien: “i was trying to rizz up this smoke and maddie the walkie talkie decided to come cock block…”

Brett: “what a yapper”

Walkie talkie by Bigballs42 June 22, 2024

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day 

October 22nd, the day for retribution against people between 5”5 and 5”10 who were just barely tall enough to escape National Throw Short People Day. You have not escaped yet.

Today is my favorite day, National kick slightly taller people in the shins day, as a person who is 6”2. I get to kick people who are shorter than me in the shins.

National kick slightly taller people in the shins day by The Moorinator October 21, 2021

Hug your tallest friend day

On October 28 you hug your tallest friends because tall people are cooler then everyone else

Tall friend: why did you hug me?
Short friend: it’s October 28 hug your tallest friend day

Hug your tallest friend day by Unsub October 27, 2021

Daniel Kai Tagliere 

Good at everything. Has a 10-foot shlong. Can achieve anything.

Do not fear it's Daniel Kai Tagliere! He can do anything.

Daniel Kai Tagliere by UrbanDefinitions. November 21, 2021

John David Talley 

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!

Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!

John David Talley by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022

National punch a person who is taller than u day 

GO ALL OUT AND MAKE THEM FEEL PAINNNN
Really pull a santana lopez on them just GO TO TOWN and get them ON THE FLOOR to prove ur smaller but more scary to make them feel scared when they annoy you,

This message was message was meant to one of my closest friends and it would mean slot to BEAT THE SHIT OUTTA THEM and u can too!

Xoxo - revenge

Oh it’s national punch a person who is taller than u day (punches) AHAHAHAHAH ROTT

National punch a person who is taller than u day by Lolllllllllllllllllllllí September 9, 2020

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day 

You Slap Your Tallest Friend AS HARD AS YOU COULD

Hey Its Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day! SO YOU BETTER RUN!

Slap Your Hadest Hit To Tallest Friend Day by Lasaaaaa September 28, 2021