Shit Fucked

Shit Fucked: Verb , The action of shitting into a condom, freezing it then proceeding to fuck yourself with the frozen shitsickle.

That shits so fucked up it could be considered shit fucked. No Timmy I do not want to be shit fucked.

by Jeffery Edward Epstein May 8, 2022

Suck it up and Fuck shit up

A bad ass mentality for a bad ass person. This person can go through hell and back and still be the coolest mf you know

Person 1: “I’ve pitched the whole game, my elbow hurts”
Person 2: “Suck it up and Fuck shit up bro!”

by Cgaudio10 January 7, 2023

That Fucking Shits from God Damn Denver

When you loose a hotboxed item on that fucking retarded ass bitch nigga Dollywood ride.

I lost my shirt, that fucking shits from God damn Denver.

by Jfid3o3oejdh May 11, 2024

Vietnam Fucking Shit

What Mark Wahlberg calls the fine specimens living in southeast Asia known as the Vietnamese. You can also call them VFS in short.

Person 1: Which asshat stole my bike!

Person 2: IT WAS THAT VIETNAM FUCKING SHIT!

by Masihiun June 1, 2024

Fuck Shit

An insult used by very educated fellows offtenly used on the internet by a large number of audiences; the trolls; 12 year olds that need to be laid badly; people that think there funny but not and that’s it. And can also be used to be insulting inanimate objects such as: Video Games; A TV that you need to work but just doesn’t so you scream at it instead; a very bad cake (example: This cake is so fucking bad it can go fuck shit). And that’s all I can think of.
¡! WARNING ¡! This sentence may only be used in VERY EXTREME SITUATIONS. Like for example when the internet is down
V Examples V

Guy 1: why won’t this fucking TV work!? It’s horrible
Guy 2: what kind of horrible?
Guy 1: likes it can fuck shit horrible
Guy 2: wow thats a very shit TV then if it can fuck shit!

by you searched up sex on ub once September 16, 2018

oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

You screwed up and you can’t fix it

Guy listening to a video on his gc as his mom walks into the room: oh fuck, shit shit shit shit, FUUUUUUUUCCCCCKKKKKK

by That’s rough buddy March 24, 2024

Fuck Shit Tax

The extra time, effort, or resources you add to account for random problems or delays.

Building a Project: If you need 10 days to finish a project, plan for 12-13 days to account for Fuck Shit Tax.

Cooking for a Party: If you need 50 servings of food, make enough for 60 just in case someone spills or guests bring extra friends.

Event Planning: If your event starts at 6 PM and you need an hour to set up, arrive 90 minutes early to handle any setup surprises.

Buying Supplies: If you need 20 materials for a job, buy 25 in case of defects or accidental damage.

Traveling to the Airport: If your flight is at 3 PM and it takes 30 minutes to get there, leave an hour ahead to handle traffic or other random delays.

by FALQA October 17, 2024