Bastard seagull

A seagull that enjoys shitting on people and and shitting all over people possessions. You can usually find them on beaches. Don’t approach because they might get pissed and shit all over your stuff

Look at that bastard seagull shitting on his beach blanket

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Flying Seagull

A sexual act involving a leg less amputee where one ejaculates into her box then throws her into the wall where upon impact she squawks like a seagull and dumps the load onto an unsuspecting bystander.

Flying seagull: noun
Bro I was banging this leg less amputee last night and she took that flying seagul better than the last three..

by That’s so raven April 23, 2024

Seagull

The most defined and brilliant creature on earth. One of the seagulls many thousands of talents is surviving against seals by pecking them to death. Seagulls are such small creatures yet they can over come the biggest things, like seals (seriously those things are massive).

Friend1: Don’t be a chicken, be a seagull.

Friend 2: What does that even mean?
Friend 1: over come any challenge!!!
Friend 2: Oh

by Auch August 1, 2021

Seagull

An Aussie Chick.

Because of the noises they make and hanging around other peoples events. Be prepared to spend time inside/outside at new locations for no discernible reason.

Can you hear the SEAGULL's at the Markets looking for a chip stand.

by TrishSherylTracey January 18, 2024

Seagulling

Seagulling (verb)
/ˈsē-ˌgil-iŋ/
1. The art of orbiting someone you secretly (or not-so-secretly) want, without committing to actual interaction—just circling, watching, and occasionally swooping in to drop a cryptic comment.
2. Often performed by people who want to be noticed but still keep the upper hand… or their dignity.

“She’s been seagulling me all week—everywhere I turn, there she is, pretending to check her phone but clearly tracking my every move.”

by CGullFriend August 11, 2025