MerBear Sausage

A pre-packaged, premium cut sausage link made from freshly shat Connecticut MerBear. Coming in various flavors, the MerBear Sausage can be purchased in both Original and Mariah Carey, who incidentally is a sausage look-a-like.

What are you eating? Is that a regular sausage?
Are you f*cking me right now? This is a MerBear sausage.

by Drobs December 21, 2010

green sausage

the male version on a blue waffle

guy 1- dude after sleeping with that hooker last week i had to go to the doctors.
guy 2- plz don't tell me she gave you herpies.
guy 1- worse she had a blue waffle.
guy 2 - so wou have a green sausage now?
guy 1 - ya =(

by dontbeadaril June 17, 2012

Mayonnaisey and Sausage

An entirely theoretical flavor you have only imagined and never tasted in real life.

Ronald: What are you up to tonite?

Gerald: Just gonna try and get this mayonnaisey and sausage out in my homemade pizza.
Ronald: Good luck, bro. I’ve never been able to get my mayonnaisey and sausage out.

by tihmn December 25, 2020

Sausage Sunrise

Morning wood.

I woke up to a Sausage Sunrise.

by kordes August 10, 2009

Cooking the sausage

When male inserts his penis into a vagina however does not remove it and continues to leave it there for a length of time

Ben had an amazing night cooking the sausage with Jane

by AltCro March 28, 2018

sausage sheet

when a large male has a stoamch that overlaps his peinal area and is no where to be found

Dude that guy's sausage sheet is so big he dosn't need a bathing suit

by the fat kid December 21, 2007

Sausage Wheelie

An erect penis, also known as a boner.

"I love it when a girl sucks on my sausage wheelie."

by D. Riordan August 17, 2008