IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

When you see a five-year-old you can't resist and you get the urge to immediately insert your penis into there body.

5 year old : Hey Mister.
IMMA PUT A HOLE IN YOUR PANTS

by AnonymousUniverse February 5, 2020

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put my d in her v

well pretty much you are getting some pussy. pretty much all there is to it. you're destroying that fucking twat. get er' boy...

Yo Levi, I went over to Lindsey's house and put my d in her v.

by Edwards.Holden June 2, 2016

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put the pizza in the fridge

Sneaking away to have sex under the guise of storing leftovers.

- Where are Jon and Mary?
- They went on a date. Jon said they'd come over after they put the pizza in the fridge.

by ekdar123 December 26, 2011

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put a nail in the coffin

to go get a cigarette or to smoke a cigarette. usually used when at work and wanting to get a break.

"I'm gonna go put a nail in the coffin while I can before getting back to work"

by Wolfkin November 8, 2013

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Phrase exclaimed when presented with the question of what to plant. Whether it’s a dry patch of dirt or a weedy area or an empty garden bed or the hell strip along the sidewalk, it could probably use a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: OMG, the weeds from your property are seeping into my lawn.
Neighbor 2: No worries. I’ll put a hosta in it.

Neighbor 1: I 'm not sure what to plant in my container garden.
Neighbor 2: Put a hosta in it

by katdamnit May 19, 2016

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