A child turned to Maddisson. The excitement on their face comparable to her typical stance of life: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would?
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
Maddisson was calmer than usual. The sentence was nothing new to her. Her answer became clear after few asks: a woodchuck chuck couldn’t chuck wood because a woodchuck chuck is just a piece of wood.
by Maryjanesasshole May 29, 2025
Something you say sarcastically to your boss when they constantly ask you to do work that's not in your job description or some lazy co-workers'responsibility.
Boss: Hey Steve, can you go pick me up a birthday card for my wife?
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
Steve: Because that's on my resume.
Boss: Hi Mary, Steve screwed up our quarterly stats again. Do me a fave and fix it by tomorrow?
Mary: (sarcastic eye-roll) Yeah because that's on my resume! Glad Steve makes $10G's more than me.
by Ediberto April 04, 2018
1. A perfectly reasonable explanation as to why seemingly random and frustrating things happen in India.
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)
2. A way to justify random and illogical laws, legislations or social norms in India.
(I do not hate India, rather I love it very much, but sometimes it can be a bit weird that’s all)
Q. Why is there a rickshaw parked in middle of the road?
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.
A. Because India.
Q. Why do schools teach you useless things?
A. Because India.
Q. Just why?
A. Because, India.
by AlexKoshy18 November 30, 2021
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Zero: Dear to whomever it has triggered, Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hand and killed by feet because she was so endowed in the trench that she was laid to rest so a male can portray the rest. Sincerely yours, Angel Jose Robles
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 17, 2025
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
Oh thats right you cant even produce come to because you have a push
by SwwSSWswWWswS April 09, 2023
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by Theusurpedmammarygland February 08, 2025
Da reply dat you snortingly give when an advertisement singingly asks, "Have you driven a Ford lately?"
Unlike many car-buyers, service-garages aren't gonna say, "No, because they're crap" when asked if they will work on Fords --- those fragile unreliable rust-buckets (FORD stands for "Fix Or Repair Daily" or "Found On the Road Dead") are largely what keep said establishments in business, since so many repairs are required to keep these blue-oval-badged junk-heaps rolling down da road!
by QuacksO July 21, 2019