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Walter Murray

person a: whats your highschool you attend?
person b: guess, hint, it's the best one in Canada
person a: Walter murray?
by ifuckingloveleefelix March 2, 2025
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Walter Crankyite

Jeff Dunham's grumpy newscaster-puppet.
Lots of the folks who tune in to daily radio/TV news-broadcasts do so largely because they enjoy the pleasant/efficient manner of the announcer (think Lowell Thomas and Dallas Townsend), so I would wonder if Walter Crankyite would really get all that many people who would wanna listen to HIM read the latest headlines.
by QuacksO May 11, 2019
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Screamin' Willie Walters

God's ultimate test of mankind's patience.

If you thought the lincoln log was bad, just wait until you approach a toilet filled with a Screamin' Willie. This particular steamer is the equivalent size of a foot-long sandwich. A screamin' willie can't be broken down and flushed away with the usual toilet plunger. Or snake. It's enough to make you scream to high heaven.
"I think Jack just broke the toilet."
"what makes you say that?"
"he left a mini mount everest in that shitter."
"you mean a screamin' willie walters"
by Planet Ocean November 19, 2018
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Alyssa walters

My ex best friend or as we would say befristend we may not talk anymore and even if we never talk again i hope shes doing well i miss her so much and im truley sorry for everything ive done and im sorry im such a bad friend amd im sorry for always being jealous so much if i could go back and make it where we were still friends i would do it in a heart beat and alyssa if your reading this i truly am sorry and am trying to change
Alyssa walters one of the only friends i had that new me more then i new myself she gave the best hugs and always made me feel important i miss her
by Deadhuman34 December 5, 2023
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Walter White

Walter White : Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop going into work? A business big enough that it could be listed on the NASDAQ goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot and you think that of me? No. I am the one who knocks!
by hplovecraft'scat April 27, 2021
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A Walter

If you’re a Walter you’re probably pride yourself for raw dogging reality. You lack the knowledge to play beer pong or maintain a regular human conversation because you’re inevitably consumed by your alter ego and pride yourself on being straight edge. You’re probably a Walter if you have symbolic tattoos that contradict how realistically dull you are. You’re probably a Walter if they only exciting thing in your life is seeing how much you can bench every day but don’t bench them bitches because a Walter is a virgin.
“What you don’t know your own zodiac sign?

You’re such a Walter!”
Walter: “ play some technical death metal
by TigerLilwack69 February 6, 2019
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