Valley thong whistle

Is when a person who is rude and disgusting and refer to her massive stinky clit as a hunny pot wears a thong and farts out her jumbo cunt it makes a whistle sound like blow g on a blade of grass your holding

I seen this old gross blond lady working out doing squat thrusters that her beaver was doing the valley thong whistle every thrust.

by Hillbilly antichrist December 18, 2024

Thong curds

Those crusty yet juicy kernels of feminine goodness that accumulate on a right fitting thong over tome

On my goodness , those are some mighty tasty thong curds you have cultivated.

by glittered and tattered April 30, 2023

dirt thong

Those feels when you got dirt all up in your thong.

Yo Sharisce I can't go out tonight, I got the dirt thong.

by L Pp August 21, 2017

thong thursday

a day were gay men where thongs and give lap dances to buzzfeed feminist

wow im so ready for thong thursday

by papi blueface June 04, 2019

John in a thong

A really really bad fuck up.

“It’s all gone John in a thong.”

by Daze1997 June 09, 2022

luca thong

what a major loser… inlove with maria.

luca thong : i’m so cool

maria : what a loser

by b00bs69 April 24, 2022

thong rip

smoking a substance off a stripper's ass

Did you get high off that thong rip from the strip club last night?

by DirtyHobo November 27, 2016