felony nap

Curling up for a good sleep on the floor of the Police interview room just before being questioned for murder.

I need to go in and talk to him, but he's taking a felony nap.

by navyfiveo June 15, 2016

Cosby nap

Medicinally induced heavy nap.

It’s finally my day off. It’s been a really hard week. I think I’ll get some Benadryl and take a Cosby nap.

by My soul. It’s broken January 30, 2023

Fat Nap

Similar to a cat nap, but induced by the consumption of food. Most common occurrence is after a Thanksgiving dinner.

Man, after all that turkey, I'm stuffed. I'll just unbutton my pants and take a little fat nap.

by randymcgr February 28, 2011

coma nap

A nap lasting 3-5 hours where the person falls into a deep sleep and wakes up feeling they emerged from a coma.

Work drained me today. When I got home I coma napped and woke up to 6 missed calls and 17 texts.

by Trappstar11 May 18, 2016

Raptor Nap

When someone falls asleep sitting straight up with their head hanging off to the side and their arms are posed like a T-Rex's.

Franklin sat down on his couch to watch a movie, but he was raptor napping in just a few moments.

by TrueBloodedSNF August 5, 2010

banal nap

1)(adj) Very fine; dope

Damn her ass is banal nap!
Those kicks are banal nap as fuck!

by banal nap wanker May 3, 2018

Hag Nap

The act of stealing a fag hag from another gay man.

Elton tried to hag nap Cher from me last night!

Oh no she di'int!

by Jigglypoof91 April 25, 2011