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Mexican eyeball massage

Noun;
When you splash the tip of your Johnson with a dab of habañero hot sauce, and then proceed to poke your mate in the eyeball.
Let me tell you… Last night I went out to the local pub with the intent of playing billiards, and I received a Mexican eyeball massage from the softest local pirate. He had hair like a lady.
by Hunky bear junior June 17, 2022
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Massage to my frontal cortex

When you're having a conversation through text and someone makes a nice/positive comment, this is the equivalent to "music to my ears" when you're reading.
S: I promise I'll make you the most delicious bowl ;)
D: That's a massage to my frontal cortex
by D:)))) August 14, 2022
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Mattlee Massage

When two individuals embrace in a hug and then show mutual appreciation by beginning to rub each others back semi erotically.
*after a long day at work* Man, I could really go for a mattlee massage right now!
by Traumallama September 13, 2022
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