Bad Luck Jessie J

A meme made about the singer Jessie J. Like Bad Luck Brian. Also a badass mofo.

Bad Luck Jessie J: "Gets taken down like a domino. Breaks leg."

"Jessie J has a lot of bad luck!"

by BadLuckJessieJ August 27, 2013

wish me freaking luck

when there's little chance of something happening, and you want everyone to know.

Person #1: Wish me freaking luck!
Person #2: What?
Person #1: I have a final in science that i have not studied for

by manwithanswers#2 June 9, 2021

Don’t push your luck

1. Do not ask for anything more.

2. Do not ask for too much.

Don’t push your luck just because I took your case. You still owe me.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant September 29, 2005

Shit Out of Luck No.3

The Earth

Hell? Probably better than Shit Out of Luck No.3

by Antoine, but kinda mean, and a December 29, 2020

Good Luck Chuck Syndrome

is when after you finish dating someone, and their next bf/gf is the one they end up marrying. The syndrome mostly found amongst women and men in their 20's and 30's. This mostly occurs amongst hopeless romantics, and those that continually search for love.

"That poor girl, her ex boyfriend just got married. Thats the 5th one!.She has the Good Luck Chuck Syndrome!

by hopelessromantic24 February 4, 2010

An extra gibbon for good luck

To obtain extra luck by adding an extra item or 'gibbon' to what you already have.

This phrase comes from Southern China, where the nobel gibbons where seen as "the gentlemen of the forest". These gibbons were collected by wealthy lords and it was common for a lord to add an extra gibbon to his collection to bring enhanced good fortune.

In modern times it has become a phrase used simply to justify overindulging. This phrase is now used less in China and more in Malaysia, Thailand and Sumatra where gibbons still thrive in the wild.

Jonty: Do you really need to take 8 pens into your exam?

Laurence: Well you know what they say, an extra gibbon for good luck.

by 劳伦斯 October 14, 2014

Good Night and Good Luck

A verbal taunt, or a closing line after winning an argument or a fight. Derived from the journalist Edward R. Murrow's famous phrase which he used when saying goodbye to his audience after an episode of his news program.

Good Night and Good Luck, sucker!

by La Noir January 17, 2010