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Japanese Cunt Hair

Japanese Cunt Hair

Also referred to as a JCH. Japanese Cunt Hair refers to the belief that the incredibly, massive, unruly, bush of the Japanese modern day woman is simply just a 3 foot continuously coiled black hair. The JCH typically comprises approximately 38% of the total weight of a Japanese woman, or more specifically close to 15 kg.

In societal practice, the JCH is the reason why Japanese women must wear what are typically referred to as 'Granny Panties'. They must cover the JCH in its entirety so they are not shunned.
Jon: Damn, you see that? I almost got the triple 20 on the dart board.
Bill: Shit, Tim. You were about 3 Japanese Cunt Hair's away.
Jon: Fuck you Bill. I wasn't 9 feet away, you asshole!

Ralph: Hey Yuko, it looks like you have a tail sticking out of your shorts!
Yuko: Hee Hee Hee (shy laugh). That must be my Japanese Cunt Hair showing again!
by roastbeefcurtain January 9, 2020
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Japanese Crab Stroke

The Japanese Crab Stroke is a sex act where a man/women masturbates a women/man bearing a jungle of pubic hair full of pubic lice. Not to be confused with the Japanese Crab Surprise when a man begins the act but ends up finding a penis where he expected a vagina.
Anne: I've got an itch literally ;)
Joe: Japanese Crab Stroke?
Anne: Ok
by Nex Solo April 24, 2011
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Japanese hand grenade

When a male sticks a fire cracker into his urethra and lights it prior to putting his penis into a females vagina, resulting in the explosion of the fire cracker in the vagina.
Dude, my dick is destroyed after I did the Japanese hand grenade on my girlfriend
by Poner la mesa March 10, 2010
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Japanese Suicide Forest

A forest in which Logan Paul got butt-hurt and then became a choch
Yo! Did you see Logan Paul.. I mean that choch’s video in the Japanese Suicide Forest?
by Japanese Suicide Forest May 30, 2018
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Japanese crawl space

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.
Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!
by TRYTTRIT March 7, 2017
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Is your grandmother Japanese?

"Oh my God, do you know where you are? Use the handrail on the escalator. Is your grandmother Japanese?"
by JormanThoad December 1, 2020
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japanese rice cracker

Tom stop being such a Japanese rice cracker.
by Japanese rice cracker August 16, 2016
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