by Maxor Eld August 18, 2022
Ed marsh is a extremely large foreheaded waffler, he is really short and has the deadest trim in existence, its like he asked for a trim on the top and the barber was using gardening scissors. He drives the deadest and slowest car and acts like he's got a s15 with an rb26dett engine swap running around 900hp. He has a 0-60mph of around 4 years as his forehead increases the weight of his car to roughly 5 metric tonnes. Ed also can't talk to girls for s**t, he literally has a girl dying for him but he's to scared to make a move, she literally likes rocks and has already claimed him as her guy, he just can't talk to girls. He also has the smoothest brain even smoother than matt goodman, he cant do physics and can barely do engineering as well. He works at screwfix and it has somehow gassed him up so much he thinks hes the ceo of england.
by lukeC123456 February 07, 2022
Kayley Ed is the most beautiful and sweetest girl you would ever meet. It takes some time to get to know her really well but once you do you'll be glad shes in your life. Words that describe Kayley Ed are Funny, beautiful, cute, smart, interesting, and dedicated. Anyone who gets close to Kayley Ed and is in a relationship with them is the luckiest human being in the world. A few of her interests would be music, movies, games and books all of which are amazing to hear her talk about. There's not a lot of people like you Eds i love you a lot and I'm glad you're with me.
Brian: i heard you're dating Kayley Eds?
Aidan: yeah i am, im so lucky to have a beautiful girl like her
Aidan: yeah i am, im so lucky to have a beautiful girl like her
by Atekin March 07, 2020
To be sabotaged. This can be malicious, however the term is usually referring to a humourous prank done by a friend, or even 'self-sabotage'.
Miss USA self sabo-ed:
(http://ilikeswimoninternetandblowbubbles.blogspot.com/2008/07/miss-usa-got-sabo-ed.html)
(http://ilikeswimoninternetandblowbubbles.blogspot.com/2008/07/miss-usa-got-sabo-ed.html)
by .DG. July 28, 2008
An eating disorder which somebody came up with for attention, but fits into the way they want their made up disorder to sound because they don't have a real eating disorder. Similar to {wannarexia}.
Emily: Hannah, do you want to eat these peas?
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
Hannah: No! I have an eating disorder I can't have that... But I'll have that chocolate over there.
Gen: You have a such a fake ed, Hannah.
by Deelyliah April 14, 2016
He mausi-ed up when his mausi posted a made-up word making fun of an idiot politician for comedic purposes.
by Notalexicographer January 29, 2021
In honour of a guy in our engineering class, Dylan. He is smart, dedicated and hard-working but gets stressed easily and thinks he can't do anything properly. This word is used when you know you can do something, there is absolutely no way in the world you could mess it up. But guess what, you go ahead and mess it up and proceed to blame it on your luck. That's when you know you just DYLANed it.
OMG Paul, I told you to just bring me a coffee and here you are with a broken mug, coffee spilled all over you and cursing your luck. YOU JUST DYLAN-ED IT!!
by sneezyboi December 11, 2019