Someone who acts/says something (like they complain about something) but then act the opposite (or act like they like/do what they complained about). I hate hypocrites, but everyone acts like one every at least once in a while.
Angry person: DAMN IT! IT IS SUPPOSED TO BE QUIET IN HERE! WHY CAN'T THEY ALL JUST SHUT UP?!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
Other person: Hey stupid! You are being loud as well so that makes you a hypocrite!
by Chillice March 31, 2015

One who has over 1,000 friends on Facebook but keeps their profile on the highest security settings possible.
Joe: "Hey wanna creep on that hot girl on Facebook?"
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
Bob: "Sure, let's see here...."
"...Ugh, she has 2300 friends but I have to add her to see her pics."
Joe: "What a hypocrite."
by 4GSam October 15, 2011
