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china fucking died

by hunterthebird February 28, 2020
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bad china day

A bad China day or BCD is a widely discussed phenomenon experienced by every non-China born human being living in the glorious motherland be they white, black or yellow as the rays of sunshine that radiated from Mao's asshole.

I don't actually have the time to list every frustrating experience you might encounter if you live in China. The internet doesn't work, the banks don't work, every product or appliance in your apartment will fall apart within a few weeks of purchase.

Sometimes, this all culminates on a single day and, yes, you lose your shit. It happens to the best of us. Telling someone having a BCD "Well, if you don't like it, go home!" is likely to result in having your larynx torn out, so don't do that.
A: Dude, I heard Greg is at the PCB having a tea-session and getting ready to have his ass deported! B: Yeah. He had one two many bad China days and went Falling Down on an illegally parked BMW.
by China Circle Jerk November 14, 2016
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china number one

The Chinese motto/phrase, in the history of a game on pc called which started in "Reign of kings" and is now a word for any chinese hackers in any multiplayer game and has become a meme - This is the history of how it started in "reign of kings PC game" , When in server offical 27 with 100 players chinese hackers took over with god mode and infinite items which was then greatly fought apon by the Americans which ended in the final blow in the battle of Shinenmen fought by Remy and Rager_of_games which then won the crown of the official server and recruited 2 other players one called LordGG. This reign ended when "china number one" were caught running a hidden underground network still within the server which great remy decided to run a raid against when this royal group found out. They won in the raid of "Combal" This choice of Remy was now seen as a terrible unwise choice which caused the underground network to call apon back up which lead to the "china number one" uprise once again which took the server back in one swift blow. Which then the developers fixed but the game was never again the same. This caused the royal group to break apart. Though there are still Rumors of Rager and LordGG still hopping and ruling through a number of different games. NO INSIDE JOKES
Those china number one hackers are back...
by Unknown!123 June 20, 2017
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China Nasty

During anal sex the act of urinating inside the rectum instead of ejaculating, thereby giving the receiving partner the sensation of ejaculation and tricking him/her into believing that the giving partner has finished.
Ken was getting tired of intercourse with Brendan, so he decided to pull a China Nasty on him.
by AnubisRed December 2, 2011
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price of tea in China

by kial December 18, 2007
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great lawl of china

A way of expressing ones laughter; finding something especially hilarious and having a big laugh

**The joke you are laughing at may or may not have to do with china
joe: my mom fell down the stairs today, she broke her hip!

jim: great lawl of china!!! that must have been a funny sight!
by mhm alright ok May 26, 2011
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Fine china and bookshelves

When you paint your dick shaft white, and tape books to the other person's ass.
I hit her with some fine china and bookshelves.
by OrBeChased January 12, 2011
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