European Classic

A far-right term used mostly in the Tik Tok subcultures describing a nationalistic feeling about Europe and embracing it's cultures, enviorments and countries.

"Yep, another European Classic"

European Classic by KaiserBeo December 27, 2023

European sober 

It's when you "don't drink too much" but you actually drink wine or beer on any day, any hour. You just built tolerance and think that doesn't count because you don't get drunk.

John: Clara says she wouldn't drink anymore after what happened at the party, why is she posting some wine glasses at 12am?
Mike: oh she's gone "European sober"

European sober by Sumie_42 January 1, 2024

European Gurgler

Urinating in a persons mouth from at least six feet away.

That girl last night was real European Gurgler.

European Gurgler by Yes my son March 15, 2024

European Baptism 

When out in a European country and you get shit on by a bird, preferably a pigeon.

"Hey Andy! We are sitting outside drinking in Venice and 4 out of the 5 of us just got shit on by a bird!" "Ahh yes, a European Baptism."

European Baptism by sweetntart July 26, 2024

european fruit 

A fruit that is european. Not to be confused with asian fruit.

I ate a fruit in europe. That was a delicious european fruit.

european fruit by Tamaz88 January 18, 2025

European Water Baloon 

An act of any uncircumsized person placing their foreskin onto a water nozzle and letting it fill up, then sealing it, ergo making a water baloon

Trent made a european water baloon on a school sink today. Didn't know that fucking freak was uncircumsized

European Water Baloon by Docker81 May 15, 2025

Squishy European 

person who has greasy hair, bad hygiene, and an extra layer of body fat. Smells like cheese, wine, cigerates, and the plague.

Ew, Russel Brand is such a squishy european.

Squishy European by kristiabus May 28, 2017