I don’t remember asking 

something to say to your friends when you didn’t ask for what they just said.

dylan: bro i got 100% on my test!!
tyler: that’s cool but i don’t remember asking

I don’t remember asking by tbrockman76 April 8, 2020

I don't like-a that sheeeet 

i Really Don't Like That Shit!

You Can't Get Your Change Back
" I don't like-a that sheeeet "

No Pussy Tonight.... " I don't like-a that sheeeet "

No Bottles No Drugs NO NOTHING...

" I don't like-a that sheeeet "

I don't like-a that sheeeet by SWAG'GO! August 30, 2011

I Don't Give a Lol 

A nicer way to say I don't give a shit on public forums where children go. It's ironic because the only reason to say this is if you actually give a shit about who reads it.

Person #1: Did you know that Justin Beiber was here yesterday?!?! :D
Person #2: Seriously, I don't give a lol.

I Don't Give a Lol by Jack Vangorr January 12, 2013

I don't give a fuck 

Why don't you go buy some fish put into your pretty eyes and go fuck yourself narcissist self absorbed prick.

I don't give a fuck who you are go pick on someone else fuckers

I don't give a fuck by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd October 16, 2019

I Don't Cur

A mispronounciation of "I don't Care," as spoken by P. Diddy's fuckboy Chopper on his show "Makin' Da Band."

"Chopper, I know you took it up the ass from Farnsworth Bentley," - Normal Person

"I don't cur," - Chopper

I Don't Cur by Geoff L. August 31, 2005

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up 

How to instantly get strangled and/or get made fun of.

Bully: SHUT THE F*CK UP

Emily: I don't shut up I grow up and when I look at you I throw up *Thinks that she violated the bully*

Bully: *Instantly jumps on top of her and chokes her to death*

I don't shut up I grow up and when i look at you I throw up by 888899990000000 March 27, 2022

I don't even.

A short way to say "I don't even know" while simultaneously shaking your head, laughing at how terribly retarded people can be.

Often used with responses to "...'The Fuck"

Bill: Mary told me she had sex with her brother.
Joe: ...............'The fuck.
Bill: I don't even.

I don't even. by lolmart April 3, 2010