by Steve dumb April 16, 2021

by Jxjsishbsoshsbd March 27, 2022

Person 1: Hey guess what today is!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
Person 2: What is it?
Person 1: It’s national send dick vids day
Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: it’s when you send anyone a vid of your dick!
by Kirk drankling June 13, 2022

On October 5th is hold a dick day it quiet simple it’s like grabbing a dick but instead u actually have to feel it so hold it
“Heyyy girl how much dicks did u manage to hold today”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
“Only like 2 I could rarly feel the rest :(”
“Aww I feel bad mine were good I hope next hold a dick day u get gold ones”
by National daysss October 2, 2020

On National Grab dick day (two days after national slap ass day) you grab a guys dick to celebrate the holidays!
by Ieatdirtforaliving August 29, 2019

by 💀💀 November 22, 2021

today is national suck dick day 😉 #letmesuckyourdick. (if you have a gf we can do it as friends tho) 🍆♥️
person 1 (hey its national suck dick day)
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
person 2 (yeah sure i have a gf tho)
person 1 (it dont matter its national suck dick day)
😉😉😉😉
by stargirl 💫 April 3, 2023
