December 23

Girls born on December 23rd are not people to mess with, they have had combined Christmas and birthday gifts all their life, and if you get on their bad side it may be the last thing you do

April baby : “I can take your man if I want to”

Girls born on December 23rd: “if you even think about him I’ll claw your brain out of your scull and send it to your mom in a box”

by Blackbitch35 October 1, 2020

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december mindfuck

when it's close to the new year and you keep forgetting that people refer to 'next year' as a month later

Bob: "Soo yeah I guess I'll see you next year, Ted!"
Ted: "Uh whoa, buddy. Going somewhere?..."
Bob: "Naw man, I mean in a month!"
Ted: "Aw man, I just got December mindfucked!"

by mindfucked1000 December 23, 2010

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1 december

Only sexy people are born on this day. This is one of the best days in history and if you are a male born on this day, there is no doubt you have a girlfriend

Omg he is born on the 1 December, he must be so hot

by IvanLover56 October 16, 2019

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December 24

The birthday of the incredible Louis Tomlinson.

“Who’s birthday is it on December 24?”

“Louis Tomlinson, duh”

by thisismxdx October 24, 2020

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Joe: What day is it ?
Bob: it’s December 20

Bob: Which mean we have to hit our heads on the wall

Teacher: What are you boys doing seat down

Joe:It’s national hit your head on a wall day
Teacher: Ohhh
Teacher: Everyone hit your head on the wall
Class: YEAH

by Hi it’s me y December 10, 2019

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