Jan Dayman

A stinky man from the 1920s. Some say he had a loving sexual relationship with his business partner Pips though he lies. He has daddy diddlers that EVERYONE wants to get a suckle on and constantly yells at his chat but secretly loves them, though again he’ll never be caught dead admitting it.

Lizard Man 1: Yo what’s that smell?

Lizard Man 2: Oh that’s just Jan Dayman, don’t worry about him.

by Venus_Fox July 13, 2022

Warm Damian

A concoction of instant oatmeal and hot chocolate. A food born is necessity and depravity.

What in Christ name are you making with the work coffee machine?

A Warm Damian, I’m hungry thirsty and uncaffienated.

by Greasybanker December 10, 2023

pulled a damian

When a white guy thinks that white people experience racism the same way black people do.

Person: ew ur white
White person: ew ur black
Innocent bystander: this mf white guy just pulled a damian

by the watcher 38 December 20, 2021

St. Damian School

A boring school which involves the shoving of a religion (Christianity) into you're mouth. It is on the south side of Chicago. I suggest you don't go here

"You go St. Damian School? I feel sorry for you, at least there are some chill people there."

by Tontic June 7, 2019