Cream Recycling

When a (more than likely) gay male ejaculates into the hand of another (probably) gay male who then masterbates using the semen of the other individual. This can be repeated multiple times causing one gigantically sticky situation.

HEY! You guys wanna head into the closet and try cream recycling? I'll go first!

by Manifest Man June 13, 2011

cream coma

The act of a man masturbating so often and so frequently within a short period of time that he passes out.

"Hey, what happened to Justin? I haven't seen him in weeks since I gave him that porn membership for his birthday."
"Oh, he's in a cream coma."

by the_real_dirty_dan January 6, 2015

cream cave

Any orifice of a promiscuous male of female that would be a common receiver of globs of semen.

And then I busted straight into her cream cave last week. Now the crazy bitch says she's knocked up.

by CraftyWordsmith June 2, 2016

cream of beef

meat injected facial cream, aka cum

I thought the night was going quite uneventful but out of nowhere he gave me the cream of beef.

by catlover89 June 22, 2021

Bronzer Cream

Simply wiping shit on your face to look tan

My retart buddy wiped shit all over his face to look like the cast of jersey shore, He said “bronzer cream oh yea”! And “I love poop wiped on my face this time of year”!

by Scuba Stan July 11, 2021

Cream of Beer

Cream of Beer is creamy stool that has about the same texture, consistency, and density as butter resulting from heavy drinking the night before. Drinks like cheap beer, malt liquor, or trendy mixed drinks like redbull & vodka and jager bombs are usually the culprit. Stool is usually a brownish orange color and has a sour smell because it is a mixture of 3 parts digested Alcohol to (0-1) parts digested food. Cream of Beer is usually followed by spotting or anal leakage that must be wiped again sometimes several times throughout the day after the initial bowel movement.

Man, I need to stop drinking,...tired of waking up with the cream of beer shits. Plus I go through about 2 rolls of toilet paper just wiping that buttery shit out of my ass, and then guess what, about 30 minutes later I got to wipe out the left over residue that slid out my butt-hole and is making my butt-hole itch like crazy.

by Gorb Jenkem August 19, 2013

Cream Man

Or he is also known as a very cool dude like eyebell

Yo check it out it’s cream man!
Cream man: wussup!
Sokon4174: sometimes you just gotta respect your rivals.

by Sokon4174 March 8, 2021