This is that fucking know it all dick face that’s never wrong and thinks all others are idiots. He is one cheap mother fucker who wears pants that were purchased at the food market. He would eat dog shit out of the trash can to save a couple of nickels. And most of all he is a lazy steaming pile of shit, just like most of the words that come out of his mouth that only seems to close when there is a cock in it.
by Capt. H April 20, 2009
Get the Ignorant Carlmug. by Anonymous August 23, 2003
Get the cold carlmug. a hot-carl is when you cover your sex partners face in saran wrap, then u take a nice warm shit on their face and they get pleasure from the warmth.
by Antoin April 18, 2006
Get the Hot-Carlmug. typically a white male who think's they are totally g, but are really like J-rock (jamie) off of trailer park boys, the only difference is that this so called g usually has red hair. this person will also make you feel comfortable, but when its time to be solid, will be a little bitch, who tries to get girls to do tricks for his shwagg, best to stay clear of these mother fuckers.
by shakenbaker August 11, 2010
Get the Justin Carlmug. by no123453322 August 30, 2013
Get the Hot Carlmug. Fat Kid from Coxsackie that mostly everybody thinks is cool, he say's a lot of funny shit that make's you laugh and got beat with a chain after hitting Tom in the head with a football
by Tommy T March 1, 2005
Get the Fat Carlmug. Name awarded to those who pretend to be hardcore. This term refers specifically to officers who want to go down in history as hardcore, but really aren't.
Soldier - Shhh here's come Combat Carl, "Room attention!" Officer - Morning everyone ! Who's ready to come in on our off days and do senseless training????
by Combative Carlton April 5, 2017
Get the Combat Carlmug.